Early access — three founding partner slots

The AI stack that runs Chem IRL.
Deployed for your business.

We built agents to run our own support, marketing, and photo safety — then made them deployable for yours. Chem IRL is tenant #1: we sell what we run.

Every agent action logged, costed, capped, and kill-switchable.

Autonomy is earned in levels, not assumed. Humans review by default; you decide when the training wheels come off.

The modules

AI support inbox

Early access

Connects to your Gmail or Outlook support mailbox. Reads each message against your knowledge base, drafts a reply with a confidence score, and routes it to your review queue. Auto-send only when you turn it on, above a threshold you set.

Multi-tenant, isolation-tested, human-review-first. Chem IRL is deployment #1.

Photo Safety API

Early access

One API call grades a user photo across 8 policy categories — approved, review, or blocked — with the decision rules applied deterministically in code, not just model vibes. A second op checks whether a selfie and a profile photo show the same person.

LLM-vision moderation and identity-consistency checking. Not biometric identification, not liveness detection — we say what it is.

Autonomous marketing seat

Runs Chem IRL today

A managed marketing agent on infrastructure dedicated to you: listens to your channels, drafts content in your voice, publishes through a credential-free pipeline your CI controls, and reports what it did and what it cost — weekly, in plain language.

This is the agent that runs Chem IRL’s own marketing. Single-tenant by design: your brand pack, your server, your kill switch.

Outbound drafting

In development

Sources and qualifies leads, then drafts outreach for your team to send from your own accounts. Draft-only is the product, not a compromise: assist, never autopilot.

No automated sending, no scraped-data outreach — platform rules and our model provider’s terms both forbid it, so we built the defensible version.

Staff training

Early access

Turn your knowledge base into role-based staff training with assignments, renewals, and completion tracking — and feed what your team learns back into the same knowledge the support agent answers from.

Built for hospitality teams first; same workspace, same governance.

Product demos run on sample data until our tenants approve sharing real numbers. We don't pitch metrics that don't exist yet.

Why buy agents from a dating app?

We run on it

Our support inbox, marketing, and photo moderation run on these exact modules. When they break, they break on us first.

Governance first

Trust-and-safety DNA: audit logs, spend governors, confidence thresholds, and escalation to humans are the spine, not add-ons.

Founder-direct

Founding partners work directly with the person who built and operates the stack. Slots are limited to three for a reason.

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